THE BOOK COMES OUT TOMORROW!
*angst*
*angst*
I really hope you all enjoy BLOOD ON THE BAYOU (out tomorrow!). This series means a lot to me and has been such fun to write so far. But more on the book in a bit. First, a collection of things:
First: This is the dream I had last night:
Myself, an author I know from the internet, and an author I know from real life (but only through a brief meeting years ago), are all walking down the sidewalk outside a dingy looking strip mall.
The author from the internet (who has always been a sweetheart in my dealings with her) is acting like a total jerk. Meanwhile, the author I've actually met (who was not someone I connected with and not the friendliest person in the world) is being really sweet. I'm confused. I'm even more confused when I look down and see myself wearing my purple skull socks (only to be worn when hidden by boots) pulled up to mid-calf with flip flops. (Flip flops and socks! The horror!)
As if that wasn't horrific enough, I was also wearing black basketball shorts and a t-shirt three times too big with a pig eating bbq on the front. On top of all that, my curly hair was about two inches long. No sooner have I realized I look like a human chia pet, than the Internet Author suggests we go into a barber shop to get my hair cut. She suggests a buzz cut. I follow, feeling shamed and small in my socks with flip flops, not wanting my hair cut any shorter, but feeling unable to stand up for myself or speak up against Mrs. Once Was Nice But Now Is Evil.
Inside the shop, both authors shove me into the chair. I begin to get very anxious. Then I get even MORE anxious when a man dressed all in black falls from the ceiling and starts threatening to kill everyone in the shop. I jump to my feet as everyone runs out and the two of us proceed to knife fight. Not with switchblades or anything a real man who fell from the ceiling (because they're out there. Be afraid. Be very afraid) would fight with, but with steak knives. We battle it out with the steak knives--me certain my lack of skill with knives is going to lead to my death at any moment. Through a bit of luck, I end up disarming him only to have him pull a bigger, meaner looking chopping knife from his belt.
I pick up a folding chair and throw it at him, and knock the knife out of his hand, but that only makes him more angry. He starts talking to me about his health and fitness blog and all the smoothies he enjoys drinking to bulk up to try to distract me, all while stalking back toward where his knife lays on the ground with this crazy-murderous look in his eye. I want to tell him that I'm not buying the small talk, but I don't say anything because I'm too anxious to upset him, either.
I don't remember what happened after that--I think it involved calling a time out for a bathroom break--but I think this dream was trying to tell me several things:
1. People aren't always what they seem and/or I might be a bad judge of character.
2. I am very upset by conflict and a conflict I had with some people last week is still troubling my subconscious. (It wasn't even a fight, just a conflict of ideals, but I found it disturbing.)
3. I need to throw away those purple socks.
(Also, the dream analysis website says having hair cut is a sign of feeling disenfranchised and powerless or making drastic changes in your waking life that will eliminate unwanted mental/life clutter. I'm going to go for the second interpretation. Because it's happier. *sparkle fingers*)
Second: Please remember to email me at stacey.jay.ya at gmail dot com after you review BLOOD ON THE BAYOU on Amazon, Barnes and Noble online, etc. Send me your street address (U.S. and Canada only, sorry internationals but I've had bad experiences with things getting lost) and I'll send you a book magnet and a signed sticker for your book.
Third: I need your help. Necklace inspired by Juliet Immortal/Romeo Redeemed? Charm thoughts? A friend of mine who makes jewelry and I were discussing making a special charm to celebrate the release of Romeo Redeemed and send out to people who pre-order five or more copies of the book. (I'd send five charms out, one for each of your friends/family/book club, etc.) This would be a significant investment for me--because they would have to be ordered in bulk and specially created for the book--so I'm trying to see a couple of things:
1. If people would be interested in this sort of thing.
2. What kind of charm would fit the books. I was thinking a creepy looking rose, but that didn't feel quite right (and also would be more appropriate for the book I'm writing now. Lots of creepy roses in my upcoming retelling of Beauty and the Beast). Then, I thought a dagger, but blah...that didn't seem quite right. Any thoughts people? Comment or email me? If you want?
Fourth: My friend Stacia Kane's new book Sacrificial Magic is out tomorrow too!
Lastly: MY BOOK IS OUT TOMORROW!

First came a terrorist attack. Then the mutations—and Fey who had lived in harmony with humans turned deadly. Now, most people hide behind iron gates. But those who are immune—and those with enough courage—can venture into the Louisiana Delta . . . and a nightmare world of magic.
No good deed goes unpunished…
Annabelle Lee, a Fairy Containment and Control agent blessed—or cursed—with immunity to Fairy venom, is once again called upon to help solve a murder deep in the bayou. But this investigation is off the books and her ex-lover, Hitch, is leading the hunt for a secret chemical weapons lab and an FBI mole providing it with human lab rats.
Helping Hitch means certain interpersonal disaster with her estranged boyfriend, but Annabelle knows exactly what it feels like to be a lab rat. Her new, fairy-attack-induced paranormal powers seem to have few negative side effects, but would that change if she stopped injecting herself with the mystery drug delivered to her by the even more mysterious—not to mention ridiculously attractive—Tucker? A man who can turn invisible at will, and who makes no bones about how dead she’ll be if she reveals his secrets.
As the murder investigation progresses, Annabelle learns Tucker isn’t the only one with secrets, and that the only thing that cuts deeper than a friend’s deception, are the lies we tell ourselves.
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Thank you all for your support. And thank you for the emails that keep rolling in about the releases from the last couple of years. Every one means so much to me. It thrills me to death to hear that I'm doing my job and entertaining you and making you laugh or cry or feel something you didn't think you would. Thanks for the feedback.
All best and happy reading. I'll be spending tomorrow powering through my final read-through and edit of my 2013 Beauty and the Beast book and getting it ready to go to my editor next week. (So if I'm a bit absent this week, you know why. But next week, I'll be back with a vengeance. Gr.)
Stacey