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Dec. 5th, 2009

Sparkle-deer-pires, go to be seeing them



Find out more about the legendary sparkle-deer-pire over at the Zombies in Tiaras blog, where we tackle the mysteries of deer hunting:

http://zombiesintiaras.blogspot.com/2009/12/urine-grunt-tubes-and-sparkle-deer.html

Have a fabulous weekend!

Stacey

Dec. 2nd, 2009

Dreams of Dogs, Donuts, and the cast of High School Musical

Scene:

Interior, Stacey's Brain, sometime between the hours of 1 and 3 a.m. when the baby was actually sleeping instead of coughing his wee brains out and keeping the entire house awake worrying about the fragile state of his health:

Dream Stacey and the cast of High School Musical along with the actress who plays Ugly Betty*--sans thick glasses--are trying to work their way through a huge maze made of scraps of ripped up cardboard**

They have just approached an especially tricksy stretch of maze when a huge pack of tiny yippy dogs*** swarms their feet, barking and nipping and generally being as completely terrifying as small, yippy dogs usually are.

Dream Stacey, being as scared as she should be, scales a really tall guy with a bald head who resembles the lead singer of REM****. Bald dude was very annoyed to have Dream Stacey wrapped around his shoulders like some kind of living mink stole and so shoves her on top of his van, begrudgingly offering her safety from the jagged teeth of the terriers below*****

His van turns out to be a donut delivery van with a transparent roof******. Dream Stacey curls up on the transparent roof, gazing down at the sprinkle-covered pink and white and chocolate donuts and is strangely comforted*******. She feels safe and decides to take a nap.

End scene.

* I haven't watched HSM or Ugly Betty in years. Why were they in my brain? Why?!

**Think this may be my dream-mind's way of stressing out about the fact that my house is filled with moving boxes that need to be packed. Or my dream-mind's way of stressing out that we may all end up living in cardboard boxes because our real estate agents keep encouraging us not to sign a lease until our sale is final, but we may not be able to find an apartment in the two days we have to move once the sale is final, and OMG for the love of sheep!, please just quit stressing me out like this, agents and real estate market in general. You are to be giving me a nervous break-down.

***OMG, dogs. I'm so scared of dogs, especially small ones. I know it's shameful, but it's a phobia. They know no shame or reason. Also, I was bitten by a boyfriend's yippy dog once and it was crazy painful and got infected and almost left a scar. Later, that boyfriend turned out to be insane and thought the devil gave him street directions when he was lost. So there. Yippy dogs=biting + scary/crazy boyfriends.

**** He suddenly made an appearance in the dream, hopefully to teach the cast of High School Musical how to sing.

*****The men in my dreams are never heroic. They are always vaguely irritated by my presence. This may be a sign that my inner masculine is embarrassed that his outer feminine is afraid of dogs.

******WTH??

*******Because donuts=safety from dogs. Duh.

Anyone want to take a crack at a more in-depth psycho-analysis?

Stacey Jay

(Who needs a nap...and probably a couple donuts.)
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Nov. 30th, 2009

Gross Stuff and a turkey named...Amy

Welcome back to the blog!

It's Monday! And the only way I'm staying awake is by propping my lids open with cute little exclamation points! Just in case you're feeling the same way, here's an extra one or two!!!! Whee, exclamation points!!

It is my firm belief that vacations in kid and people-who-work-outside-the-home world are in fact overtime for most work at home moms. I am flat out beat. Beat down. Exhausted. I love my family dearly, but it was time for them to go back to work and school and for all of them to cease being sickly immediately.

All the snotting and coughing and festering is giving me a nervous tic...or two or three.

Note to those without children:
It's an interesting fact that small people lack the ability to blow their own noses until they are alarming large. Think, three or four years of age for the more advanced rugrats. And until such time as they learn to blow the nasty from their face, their parents are in charge of sucking the boogies out for them with a little sucky-thing that looks kind of like a miniature turkey baster. Gross, right! Totally gross! Icky sticky nasty gross!! Ew!!!

(Sorry, I needed a few more exclamation points for propping-up-the-lids purposes.)

Oh, the snot I have sucked in the past three weeks. Probably enough to fill up a milk gallon and still have mucous left over to...do something else with...other than put it in a gallon once occupied by milk.

Um...yeah. So gross. The gross just won't stop...and I guess I'm done blogging now.

Oh, right. The post is supposed to be about gross stuff and turkeys.

In other news, my turkey's name was Amy. It said so right there on the tag that I cut off before I stripped her from her plastic container and rubbed her with olive oil and garlic salt. I think that's just plain wrong. They also listed her weight for the entire world to read and--as a fellow female--that really made me feel for her. (Though it was helpful to know how much Amy weighed for timing the length of her roasting and all that.)

So...yeah. Thank you, Amy, for your sacrifice. Thank you kids and husband for going back to the places you go when you're not home all the time expecting entertainment and snot sucking (though the baby is still here with me and still snotty, he's easier to manage when it's just me and him chillin' with our gnomes...or whatever). And thank you universe for a lovely Thanksgiving.

Despite the bitching, I have a great deal to be thankful for. Hope you all had a wonderful holiday weekend.

Let's get out there and kick December's ass people!!!

Stacey Jay

Nov. 23rd, 2009

Booklist Reviews "Undead Much?"!

Booklist liked "Undead Much?"!



Undead Much? by Stacey Jay

Jan 2010. 320 p. Penguin/Razorbill, paperback, $8.99. (9781595142733).

In this delicious sequel to Jay’s You Are So Undead to Me (2009), teenaged pom-squad girl Megan goes up against evil not-quite-zombies, while trying to keep her college boyfriend and being unsettled by another cute guy who—of course—is quite dead. Though this is a lighthearted story, Jay does an excellent job of portraying serious and credible interpersonal relationships. Sharp storytelling, good writing, and the current hunger for zombie fiction make this a sure hit with some nutritive value. No need to be familiar with the prequel, but readers who first meet Megan here will likely ask for that one, too.

— Francisca Goldsmith for Booklist

I'm so very pleased! I think the reviewer gets me. I'm like a granola bar with icing. There is sweetness, but there is also nutrition and fiber. And fiber, as we all know, is very important for maintaining colon health.

(And I will promise you this is the only blog today that will give you both a book review and tips on keeping your colon happy.)

Happy day to all,

Stacey Jay

Nov. 18th, 2009

Evil Ninjas: Beware Them

Scene One:

Me and the Roo (5) are in the family van, headed out and about when a pair of helicopters fly overhead, hovering low to the ground:

Me: Hey, Roo, do you see the helicopters? I wonder why they're flying so low?

Roo: They're probably looking for evil ninjas. I bet some got loose.

Me: Loose from where?

Roo: Where they keep the evil ninjas.

Me: (Laughing to hard to ask where are evil ninjas kept? Jail? Fenced in yard? Kennel?)

End Scene

Scene Two:


Roo and Daddy M are getting ready for bed and Roo refuses to go into his room.

Daddy M: Come on, it's time for bed.

Roo: I can't go in there with you. You might be an evil ninja.

Daddy M: I'm not an evil ninja. Come on, it's time for bed.

Roo: But you could be an evil ninja. Look at your shadow there on the ground. It looks like a ninja shadow.

Daddy M: Nope, evil ninjas don't have shadows. They're too evil.

Roo: Oh. Right. (Runs to bed, satisfied by this sensible answer.)

End Scene

Scene Three:

Me and Roo are hanging in my bed, reading night night stories, and I am trying to explain Thanksgiving:

Me: (post reading of sanitized Thanksgiving story about Squanto and the Pilgrims) So, Thanksgiving is really about being thankful for the generosity of others, about being the kind of person who shares and helps other people to be happy and successful. It's about being a good friend to everyone, even people who might not be your friends just yet.

Roo: Right. Be a good friend to everyone...except evil ninjas.

Me: Right. Evil Ninjas aren't good friends.

Roo: We're not going to invite them for Thanksgiving.

Me: No, we're not.

End Scene

And after googling "Evil Ninjas" this morning, I can confirm that--

Oh.



Hell



No


There will be no scary-ass ninjas at our Thanksgiving dinner. I don't care if they want to teach me how to hunt and kill wild game with their throwing stars. I just can't have evil ninjas in my home, they're too different, creepy, and evil.

Sorry ENs,

Stacey Jay

Nov. 10th, 2009

Baby + Cake = Nom

Hey all!

Now, as the regular readers know, I try not to venture into purely personal territory too often--unless the personal has comedy factor. (See the making of the cake pictured below for example: http://staceyjayya.blogspot.com/2009/10/and-then-i-made-freaking-cake.html )

But this is a VERY special week. First up, today my last baby is turning one (sniff!). Then my marriage turns 3 tomorrow. (Yes, I was in the hospital for my anniversary last year. With a spinal headache, no less. Not fun. At all.)

So please pardon the personal posting. (Hey, at least I didn't post the baby montage I made in Imovie! Though I've heard it is precious enough to make grown men weep, it also has a very graphic shot of Baby Lo being untimely ripped from his mother's womb. Though many of you are zombie enthusiasts and have a love for guts and gore, I didn't think you'd really want to see my guts. Ya know?.)

And so, without further ado:

BOY MEETS CAKE:

Hmm...cake....



Cake?



Cake!



Must find more cake! Cake in overalls!



Cake on plate! Nom cake!



Nom plate?



Yes! Nom plate, nom cake. Nom nom nom!!



Cake!! Argh! Blergh! Nom! Cake!!!



Happy Birthday BLo. You are my precious, sweet, wild, crazy boy and I love you so much. Next year, however, try not to grow up so fast.

See everyone soon!

Stacey Jay

Nov. 8th, 2009

The Winners!

Yeay! Some people won stuff:



Winner Number One: Rainesire111 (who posted her comment over at my Livejournal blog)

She'll win the Advanced Reader Copy of "Undead Much" and the Awesome T-shirt with this design by the talented April McGuire:



Winner Number Two: Mrs_Blingammm! (Who wins an Advanced Reader Copy of "Undead Much?")

Yeay! Winning! It is so winn-a-licious.

Okay folks, back into the trenches for me (neck deep in copy edits and other assorted deadlines of various stressful flavors). I'll be attempting to contact both winners via email, but either of you can feel free to email me at stacey.jay.ya at gmail dot com with your snail mail if you read this before I have a chance to contact you. Then I can get your prizes out by Wednesday or Thursday.

Happy end of your weekend and beginning of the week, be back soon,

Stacey Jay

Nov. 1st, 2009

Win it! Advanced Reader Copy "Undead Much?"

Okay ya'll,

I'm headed out for my first big vacation in nearly two years (my mom is at the house watching my children so don't think this means you can come steal all my super fancy electronics from 1992), so it seemed like the perfect chance to start the contest to win one of my last two unclaimed copies of "Undead Much?" (January 2010, Razorbill Books). Win it before you can buy it folks!



BLURB:

Even Zombie Settlers with Super Hot Boyfriends get the Blues...

A few months ago I was a normal girl with a normal life. But that was before my power to Settle the Undead returned and someone tried to kill me with zombies.

Now I work magic and practice kicking butt while trying to find time for pom squad and my boyfriend, Ethan, and trying NOT to think about how freaky my life has become. It can be tough. Still…things could be worse…

Oh yeah, right:
1. Feral new super-strong zombies. Check.
2. Undead psychic hottie predicting a zombie apocolypse. Check.
3. Earth-shattering secrets that could land me in Settler prison for life. Check.
4. Cheerleader vs. pom squad turf war threatening the end of the half time as we know it. Check.

I’m going to need therapy (and a cookie) if I live through the week. Unfortunately I’m learning that’s not something Zombie Queens can take for granted.

Still not keyed up for this release? Then take a look at the trailer from Air Productions:

Still not psyched? Then take a look at the "Undead Much?" T-shirt, by artist April McQuire:



Is that not pure awesome sauce? I love it. I love it so much, I've already ordered one, yes just ONE, t-shirt with this graphic printed on it to give away to one lucky reader.

So here's what you can win:

Winner One: ARC of "Undead Much?" and "Undead Much" t-shirt

Winner Two: ARC of "Undead Much?"

And here's how you win:

Post a link to an amazon review of "You are so Undead to Me" (good or bad, though of course I'd prefer good since I'm trying to sell books here) for 5 entries!

Post a link to a book review of "You are So Undead to Me" (ditto good or bad) for 2 entries.

Twitter or Facebook about "Undead Much?" or this contest for one entry. (One entry per Tweet or Facebook post. Maximum one per day so you could get in 6 entries before the contest ends next Sunday. Post a copy of the tweet/Facebook post in the comments here to make sure you are entered.)

Okay folks! Happy contesting, and remember "Undead Much" is already available for pre-order, check the links to many pre-ordering locations here: http://www.staceyjay.com/books.php

See you next week,

Stacey Jay

Oct. 31st, 2009

And then I made a Freaking Cake

It was a quiet morning...and a deceptively small number of baking supplies sat on the kitchen counter...awaiting one woman's solitary journey into the land of Brobee from Yo Gabba Gabba birthday cake making...



The odds were stacked against her--what with her being ignorant of the ways of cake baking and decorating and generally cooking challenged. The universe smirked as she crept across the cool tile, arranging ingredients. Even her coffee mug mocked her mission. (It reads "another day of winging it" and the ziggy is totally smirking.)



Like a Native American adolescent on a vision quest, armed with only a bone knife and her wits...one woman dared to make her child's first birthday cake. To MAKE IT HERSELF!! NOT TO BUY IT IN THE STORE, ALREADY DECORATED, LIKE A SANE PERSON!!



By the time the first cake went into the oven, the anxiety was beginning to hit. Would this cake muster up? Or had she just invested 14.75 in Failure and Shame?



The first cake, thankfully, came out golden and gorgeous...



And plopped eagerly onto the foil-covered cardboard.



The second cake came out much less perfect and rectangular, but that was okay. The second cake was cut up to make arms and crazy orange monster hair anyway! Yes! This was going to work!

By the time the woman began icing Brobee's crotch, she was feeling positively giddy.



There was a moment of terror just before the laying down of the eyes--those being the MAKE OR BREAK IT element of the entire cake!!--but...



The terror and nerves were for naught...because she kicked the A$# of that Brobee cake.



Baby's 1st Birthday Cake--check.

Up next, world domination. Or maybe...some zombie cupcakes...

Oct. 29th, 2009

Books Blood and Bones Signing Pics!

All in all, it was a lovely way to spend the eve of my birth last Saturday.

First, I was seated next to the fabulous Marley Gibson, author of the "Ghost Huntress" series. She was a great table mate and we bonded so firmly we're probably Bffs now. Or very close to it. I mean, she even let me sit on her lap (as seen here):



Then I got to fangirl out over Rosemary Clement-Moore (Linda Gerber was just to our right, you can't see her, but that totally added to the fangirl outburst and squeeing, as pictured below.)



Then I shot my husband cranky looks over my shoulder because I had a splitting headache. (But then he went and got me Advil, proving, once again, that his a god among men and I will never set him free.)



Then we all had to huddle and judge a costume contenst (you can see Melissa Francis there across the huddle. This was the only pic I got of Mel! Ack! This is very poor camera wrangling because she looked gorgeous and was funny and charming, as always.)



Then I practiced my Vanna for Chloe Neil. (She was impressed, I could tell, and may hire me to follow her around and motion toward her banner at all her signing events. We're in talks.)



And finally, a group picture. (I'm the little squatting one on the right. Because I wanted to cuddle the sign or something...I don't know. I really can't remember why I did things as far back as last Saturday.)



So thank you to the North Little Rock Books-a-Million for a lovely event! And thanks to all the ladies for being awesome. (They really were awesome. You should go buy some of their books. Now.)

Happy Thursday!

Stacey Jay

Oct. 26th, 2009

Mentoring to the Internetz: Part Three, Revising

Welcome Internetz!!

It's time for another installment of Mentoring to the Internetz, in which I share what little knowledge/wisdom I have acquired about the business of writing with young and beginning writers. (The series is a response to the large number of emails I've received from writers wanting advice, not any strong feelings on my part that I am the goddess of the written word or anything of the sort. I'm just a working writer, here to share. As always, take the opinions or leave them. Your choice!)

If you're new to the series, check out Post Number One here: http://staceyjayya.blogspot.com/2009/10/mentoring-to-internetz-part-one-intro.html

And Part Two here: http://staceyjayya.blogspot.com/2009/10/mentoring-to-internetz-part-two-basics.html

So far, we've covered a bit about the importance of Reading and Writing and establishing daily writing habits and goals. Today, we're going to talk about revising. I'll tell you flat out that I HATE revising (major revising, not "smoothing", which is what I like to call tweaking sentences for flow, checking spelling, making little changes to maintain story continuity and all that stuff). It isn't that I mind the work or think my shiny new words are perfect the way they are, but that I have a very hard time re-imagining a scene once I've written it.

After the words are on the page, the conversation/battle/etc. is real to me. It exists in the place and time and world of the characters and I have a very hard time erasing this "real" interaction and putting another in its place. That's why I do my best to get it "right"--to write the very best version of a scene--the first time around, to avoid having to go back and make major changes later. (Outlining before I begin to work really helps with getting it "right". For me, anyway.)

So, because I want to know most of my scenes will stay close to what I've written the first time, I generally revise as I go. I will spend the first 20-30 minutes of my daily writing time going back over what I've written the day before, tweaking and cutting and pasting and occasionally rewriting the scene entirely if that's what my gut is telling me needs to happen. (I'm a gut-based editor and um...pretty much a gut-based everything else as well. I trust my instincts to guide me and am often unaware of the thought processes that play out while I'm making decisions. This makes me a very BAD person to try to teach anyone anything. It is difficult to dissect what I do and the reasons why I do it, but I'm trying. So bear with me...or not. You can always come back later in the week for the blog tour or some light reading about something funny. I'm going to try to get back to posting more fun stuff.)

Now, one of the dangers of revising as you go can be falling into the "All These Words Suck and Must Go!" trap in which you constantly rewrite the same 2-3 thousand words again and again and again until you want to rip your hair out and burn your manuscript and vow never to write anything ever ohmygod!! I have a couple of dear friends who have fallen into this trap and are fighting their way out. These smart, published, talented women have become mired in the "This Has to Be Perfect the First Time" pit and had their productivity severely impaired.

So, if you find that you are one of those writers that picks your story apart during daily revisions to the point that you're not getting anywhere, you might want to make the decision NOT to revise until you finish the entire manuscript. Then you'll have lots of words to work with and I bet you a bunch of them are going to be great. Maybe as much as 1/3 will need work, but the other 2/3 are a story you would never have had if you hadn't kept writing straight through without stopping to "tweak".

Okay, okay, you might be saying, but when are you going to teach us HOW to revise?

Um...I'm not. I have no idea how to revise. I mean, I've done revisions. Tons of revisions--some big, some small, some sweet and breezy, some torturous and angsty--but I've never come to one method that I would call a teachable version of what I do to make my books suck less. I just read and re-read and re-read, struggling to make my finished draft as solid as possible. Then, I let the manuscript sit unmolested on my computer for anywhere from 2-4 weeks (depending on how close I am to my deadlines) and work on other projects before coming back for one final read before submission to my editor.

This final read is INVALUABLE to me, as I've had time to distance myself from my precious words and characters and fall in love with new words and characters and will be much more brutal in cutting the last of the fat from the manuscript. (And the dorky dialogue. This is usually where I find the dorky dialogue and hastily erase while darting looks around to make sure no one read the dorky things over my shoulder.)

All in all, this method works for me. For now. I honestly believe my books keep getting better--and I hope you will too when you read "Undead Much?" this January--so I'm satisfied with my process. This could change at any time, however. I think finding your revising style is something each writer must work out for themselves and that it--like many aspects of the writing journey--is something that may shift and grow and change as you continue to work on telling the best story you can tell.

And....end mentoringz. Next time we'll talk about Critique Partners and how valuable a little teamwork can be.

Please feel free to post questions here or email me at stacey.jay.ya at gmail dot com with writing related thoughts/feelings/etc. I do not have time to answer every email I receive anymore--I'm sorry! I have kids and work and though I do try to reply to everyone the FIRST time they email, I am not able to develop email RELATIONSHIPS with anyone other than my editor and agent and close friends at this time--but I do try to address as many issues as I can here on the blog.

Have a fabulous day,

Stacey Jay

Oct. 22nd, 2009

Books, Blood, and Bones Signing this Saturday!

Huge Signing going down on Saturday!!

Be there and you could win an advanced reader copy of "Undead Much?" as well as get some awesome books signed. Details below:



Books, Blood & Bones

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Saturday, Oct. 24th at 5pm

Book signings by authors

    *Melissa Francis *Linda Gerber

    *Stacey Jay *Marley Gibson

    *Rosemary Clement-Moore *Chloe Neill

Creatures of the night Costume Contest

Come as your favorite Vamp, Vampire or Mystery Character

Paranormal/Mystery Trivia Contest

Prizes ----- Samples ----- Fun

2747 Lakewood Village Dr. NLR, AR 72116 (501)771-7581

Hope to see some of you there!!

Stacey Jay

Oct. 21st, 2009

Pumpkin Patch Aside 1

Hey everyone!

It's been a very busy week and I'm trying to power through the last 20k of my latest Work In Progress, so I haven't had time to get to my Mentoring post for the week just yet. I do hope to have that to you by Friday/Saturday however. And tomorrow, I'll have info on the big Books, Blood, and Bones paranormal book signing going down this Saturday in North Little Rock. (It starts at 4:30 p.m. so plan to be there and be fabulous and get a bunch of awesome signed books by authors like Melissa Francis, Rosemary Clement-Moore, Linda Gerber, and more. And me too, of course. All the details posted tomorrow when I have a little more time to breathe.)

In the meantime, however, I give you, a totally non-writing related Pumpkin Patch Interlude with Precious Loin Fruit Number 2:


Okay, so what's a pumpkin and what's a baby? Pumpkin or baby, pumpkin or baby? Why did my mom dress me in an orange sweater? Doesn't she know I could get lost! Or snatched and taken home and carved for Halloween!



Ha! Here I am!



God, I crack myself up. I wasn't really worried about getting pumpkin picked. Just kidding. Ahh...yeah...good times at the pumpkin patch. Good times.



But for real. This place rocked, let me stare off into space and ponder the awesomeness of pumpkins for a moment...



Aw yeah...pondering is also awesome. I will let her bring me back here next year...in something less orange, of course.

Tomorrow people!

Stacey Jay


Oct. 16th, 2009

Fan Art Friday and Book Three Teaser

Hey guys!!

Let me say again how VERY exciting and fabulous I find it to open up my email and find zombie or Megan Berry inspired art inside (or links to art). I can't draw anything from my imagination (only poorly mimic things I see) so I'm extremely impressed by all your artistic talent. And you'll be pleased to know you are inspiring other artists, as well.

Reader Heather M, a young mom busy with her kids, has started writing and drawing again! Go Heather! And she was kind enough to send me a few of her older works to share with you guys:

This one is The Zombie:



And this one is called The Ring:



Ooo....the ring...how very, very appropriate. As you may or may not know, my third book for Razorbill will be a break from the zombies, an eerie little number presently titled after a piece of jewelry. An evil piece of jewelry, perhaps? Perhaps....:).

More on that later. And more Fan Art Friday next week...if anyone sends fan art this week, lol!

Have a great weekend,

Stacey Jay
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Oct. 13th, 2009

Mentoring to the Internetz: Part Two: The Basics

Note to Livejournal Friends: I apologize for the long post! I'm still trying to figure out how to use the "under the cut" feature. I will try very hard to master the skill before my next big post.

Helloooo Internetz!

Welcome to Part Two of my ongoing series "Mentoring to the Internetz" in which I'm hoping to offer some small amount of guidance and wisdom to aspiring writers who have contacted me for advice on the business of authoring.

Find the introduction to the series here: http://staceyjayya.blogspot.com/2009/10/mentoring-to-internetz-part-one-intro.html

Before we get started on The Basics, I'll remind you that I'm not pretending to be the ultimate authority on anything, especially writing. I've only been at this full time for five years, so I have a lot to learn myself. Feel free to take or leave anything you read here. These posts are my opinion based on my experience to date. That's it.

Also, I want it to be clear that this series is intended for writers who are considering writing as a career and want to publish and possibly earn a living making things up. I LOVE writing and feel unbelievably blessed that this is my job, but it is a JOB. I push myself and work very, very hard. This is not a "dream" I had that magically came true after I wished hard enough on an enchanted pen I found in my junk drawer. I am not making a large amount of money per book at this time--certainly not enough to provide for my family writing one book a year--so I really have to push myself to make ends meet as a stay-at-home-mom-writer (and avoid the EDJ--evil day job, as one of my friend's calls it.)

With those things in mind, let's get started with: The Basics! Reading and Writing

READ:

Okay, so I just said all this is opinion, but this part isn't. I maintain that it is a FACT that you can not write and sell successfully if you are not a reader. It's just a fact. You're not going to absorb the three act structure of a story, the hero's journey, or learn how to build suspense and create a readable book if you aren't reading. You need to read everything you can get your hands on--every story will teach you something about what you do and don't want to do in your own book--but it's especially important to read in your genre.

"But I don't want to copy someone else," you say.

It's not "copying" to be educated about current trends and storytelling conventions. For example--if most books published in the YA market at a given time are told in first person, past tense and you decide to write a third person, present tense book--that might be a hard sell. If your book is AMAZING, then it will still find an audience. But the fact of the matter is, most of us don't write a Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius (real book by Dave Eggers) the first time around.

Therefore, it is wise for beginning writers to know what's out there before we begin and then strive to create comparable work. Not copy a trend that's hot right now or write a book clearly derivative of Author X's masterwork, "The Princess Who Was Also A Pirate", but to make educated choices about what we will write based on the market. For example, three years ago I knew I loved romance and paranormal creatures and that those books were selling well, but I was getting a little tired of vampires (I'd been reading Anne Rice since I was ten years old). I wanted something different and boy did zombies scare the crap out of me. I thought it would be fun to write a YA romance featuring zombies and, at the time, no one had a book of that kind available. It was a fresh idea that incorporated my knowledge of the market. But it was also a book I was excited to write. It satisfied two of my major needs when it comes time to choose a project:

1. Do I love the idea?
2. Do I think the idea can sell?

So I went for it, and thankfully, sold YOU ARE SO UNDEAD TO ME to the lovely people at Razorbill.

Now, some of you might think you don't need to read within your genre for research purposes. You might be thinking: "But my ideas are so unique, I don't have to read to see if someone else has already written about a vampire rat/pink space alien made of bubble gum/conjoined twin pygmy trolls before!"

Scarily, even the weirdest ideas have often already been done. I just finished a partial for one of my editors that I was positive was so odd and creepy that no one had ever written anything like it before. *Foolish author!* Only days later, I came across a book I hadn't found in my pre-writing google search with a very similar premise. Now this doesn't mean my book won't sell--or that your book on Popular Creature X won't sell--but it could make it more difficult. Especially if your book just happens to have a very similar plot and hook as a very successful book already on the shelves.

Even if you've been living in a bubble and came up with sparkling vampires all on your own, no one is going to care. You won't sell that book and will have misspent your time if your final goal is to publish your manuscript. No time spent writing is ever a waste, but we each have only so many spare minutes in a day, so many minutes in a life. Researching and reading in your genre can help you make wise choices about how to spend those minutes.

WRITE:

The second step in our writer's journey--writing. "Um, duh, Stacey," you might be muttering to yourself at this very moment. "I want to be a writer, of course I write. That's a no-brainer."

OMG! Yes. You are completely correct. It is a no-brainer that a writer should write, but I'm astounded by how many people tell me "I've been working on this book for three years and I only have two chapters really finished". WHAT?!! Three years!!! You're telling me you've written about 5 or 6 thousand words, give or take a few hundred, in three years? Now, given, I do write for a living and am fairly speedy, but at my current rate of word production, I would have written close to 2 million words in three years. Maybe more if I'm not pregnant or caring for very small children.

So...you go to school full time or have a full time job. I feel you. So you have young children or a needy spouse/boyfriend or tons of extracurricular activities or organize the drama productions at your church or yada yada "insert thing that keeps you busy and exhausted here". I really do understand. But if you want to be a writer, these life things are no excuse to keep you from writing. You must write to improve your writing, you must write to get from chapter one to "the end" and have something to revise, you must write if you ever hope to be published. That's it, no way around it.

As far as my own personal experience, I've found writing is a lot like exercising. There's no way I'm going to be able to make it through a Jillian Michael's exercise video if I'm not in shape and haven't been working out at least 4-5 times per week. Same with writing. I have to write every day--or close to everyday--or my speed and skill take a hit and I have to slow down and revise more. So, I would advise writing everyday. Yeah, I know, a little crazy, but I'll say it again: I advise writing every single day.

And not just writing everyday, but having a word goal you intend to reach before the sun goes down. It's not enough to sit down and stare at the paper/screen for thirty minutes. You need to put something down on the paper/screen. Five years ago, when I decided I wanted to be a published writer, I started with a goal of 500 words a day and I didn't let myself go to bed until those words were finished. I wrote during the baby's nap, I wrote early in the morning and late at night, I did whatever it took to get in my 500 words.

Over time, those words got easier and easier until I found I could finish them in half an hour or less. So I upped my words and then upped them again and again, until now I can get in 2000 words in about two and a half hours (on a good day...on a bad day that might take me five hours, but I find bad days are usually caused by a lack of solid plotting. I'm trying to learn from my mistakes and make more detailed outlines and save myself those five hour torture sessions, but that's a work in progress. I'm still working to improve my writing and my writing methods, to continue to grow as a wordsmith so that I can make each book a little bit better and more fun for my audience to read.)

Whew!! So I think we're off to a solid, if slightly preachy, start :). Tune in for Part Three where we'll be discussing Revising, Repeating, and Critique Partners.

And, as always, please feel free to post questions here or to email me at stacey.jay.ya at gmail dot com if you're shy of posting in public.

Happy Writing Everyone!

Stacey Jay

Oct. 7th, 2009

Mentoring to the Internetz: Part One: Intro to the Series

Helllooooo Internetz!

Since I became a bonafide published author last year with the release of YOU ARE SO UNDEAD TO ME, I've received an astounding number of requests from writers--young and old--for mentoring. Despite the fact that I still feel like a beginner myself most days, I've been asked to read pages, look at proposals, hear pitches, and been told to hand over my agent's phone number on more than one occasion. (Note to would-be writers: Agents phone numbers are usually clearly listed on their websites. I would not, however, recommend you call them up and demand representation or advice on writing. This business does not work that way. There are rules, protocol to follow, just like in any other career. But more on that later, in part 12 or 14 of this series when we'll get around to talking about everything I know about agents...which isn't as much as you'd think.)

So, getting back to the point--I've been asked to mentor and I've had to say no every time. I just don't have the time to mentor everyone or even a handful of someones. I am a mom to two very active little boys and write full time (4-5 books a year, which is a LOT of words that don't just puke themselves out onto the page. I have to sit down and make them and that takes up most of my time when I'm not changing diapers or driving to soccer practice). I also have A Marriage to a man I love very much and Marriages, much like children, don't take care of themselves. You have to invest time and love and energy into them and building my marriage takes up any spare time I have left.

Still, like any good Southern girl who has been raised to believe she can (and should) be all things to all people and have her hair prettied up and her makeup on while she does it--I have had guilt about refusing eager new writers. It's not that I want to lock up the secrets to the writing kingdom in my published author lair and cackle while you struggle to scrape together enough bread to eat outside the castle walls.

Quite the contrary.

Writing is a very opaque business as it is presently conducted and I think that writers suffer the most from that state of affairs. No matter how much research you do, there are things you're only going to learn from being in the business and pissing someone off. (Not that I, personally, have ever pissed anyone off, but I've heard stories.) But it's not until they're angry and explaining the dumb thing that you did that you'll have any clue that it wasn't a good thing to do. Because there is no list of rules posted on the wall telling you what's expected of you beyond the basics: write good books and meet your deadlines if at all possible. And the rules are always changing because the people are always changing. After selling one particular project, I was shifted to three different editors before the publishing process was completed. It was madness, and scary, but I survived. And you will too. And I want to help.

Over the next year, I'll be posting MENTORING TO THE INTERNETZ posts here on the blog (I'll try to remember to label them so they're easy to find). In these posts I will tell you absolutely everything I can think to tell you that might help you get work as a published writer. We'll start at the very beginning--how to write, when to write, what to write--and work our way through to the more endish parts--the publishing process in depth, the second, third, and fourth books, how not to let mean reviews on Goodreads make you drown yourself in a bucket of bathtub gin. (What is bathtub gin, anyway? Gin made in a bathtub, I'm guessing.)

I hope these posts will be helpful to some of you in some small way. They will most certainly be helpful to me. I will have less guilt saying no when I can easily send my would-be-mentee a link to this post and start them on their "getting internetz mentored" journey.

Questions are welcome. Please send them to stacey.jay.ya at gmail dot com and I will try to incorporate as many as I can into the upcoming posts.

Sincerely,

Stacey Jay

Oct. 5th, 2009

One last late--yet awesome--fan art!!



Love this! This is Megan, working the Exuro spell on some zombies, awesomely drawn by Reader Liz. Another person who can Draw! Amazing. I love Megan's hair and the flames shooting out of her hand.

Thanks so much, Liz! And thanks to everyone who entered.

In addition, let it be known that I welcome art at any time. Just email me and I will be thrilled to feature your zombie art--inspired by my books or just by the love of zombies--on the blog. I'm also working on a page for the website. So tell your friends! Draw pictures! Live long and prosper!

And stuff like that. Off to make mad words on sekrit project ;)

Stacey Jay
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Oct. 2nd, 2009

BIG news and last day to enter contest!

Hey ya'll,

It's the last day to enter the "draw something and maybe win one of my Advanced Reader Copies of UNDEAD MUCH? contest". Basically all you have to do is draw something zombie inspired or, more specifically, inspired by YOU ARE SO UNDEAD TO ME, and email it to stacey.jay.ya at gmail.com. And you're entered. That's it! So easy and fun and what else have you got to do in study hall/during the baby's nap/lunch break today? Nothing. As I thought. So get to drawing! Contest open until midnight tonight, winner announced tomorrow.

Here's what I've got so far:

From Kristen we have, "The Zombie Student:



And Megan sent a pic of a zombie duck sugar cookie! How cute is this? Very cute.



ASIDE--I have a zombie sugar cookie recipe on my website if you'd like to check it out. You can make your own horde in the safety of your own home--http://www.staceyjay.com/undeadcookies.php --END ASIDE

You can also be entered to win by participating in the SHRINKING VIOLET contest (see this post for more details: http://staceyjayya.blogspot.com/2009/09/save-shrinking-violet-and-2-contests.html )

And I will share, for those of you who are curious, that so far your chances of winning this ARC are VERY good. I've only got 5 entries. That means everyone has a 20% chance of winning!! Are you other people going to let that happen? Or are you going to enter this contest? (Enter the contest. It is the obvious choice.)

All right, enough contest stuff. Let's get to the News:

I'm so thrilled to announce that I've just accepted a two-book deal from Pocket books for an urban fantasy mystery series set in an alternate South infested with feral, killer faeries. It's presently called DEAD ON THE DELTA. No word yet which pen name will be claiming these books, but I'll share that name with you all when the time comes as the sexual content of the series will be fairly tame. Adult, but fairly tame adult. (But there will be loads of violence and several murders so...there you go. Yeay violence!)

Very happy Friday to all,

Stacey Jay

Sep. 28th, 2009

Save Shrinking Violet! And 2 Contests!

No one likes to see a good book go. Learn how you can help:



Here's the scoop from Danielle Joseph:

SAVE SHRINKING VIOLET!
Help Tere keep her voice!

Shrinking Violet is about an extremely shy high school senior trying to find her voice and reach her dream of becoming a DJ, despite the obstacles that stand in her way.

The book is about to go on back order and in order for more copies to be printed, more people have to place orders for the book.

Read more about Shrinking Violet:

High school senior Teresa Adams is so painfully shy that she dreads speaking to anyone in the hallways or getting called on in class. But in the privacy of her bedroom with her iPod in hand, she rocks out doing mock broadcasts for Miami's hottest FM radio station, which happens to be owned by her stepfather. When a slot opens up at The SLAM, Tere surprises herself by blossoming behind the mike into confident, sexy Sweet T to everyone's shock, she's a hit! Even Gavin, the only guy in school who she dares to talk to, raves about the mysterious DJ's awesome taste in music. But when The SLAM announces a songwriting contest, and a prom date with Sweet T is the grand prize, Sweet T's dream could turn into Tere's worst nightmare. . . .

Praise for Shrinking Violet:

"Bella, eat your heart out. Tere is the girl every young woman truly wants to be. . . . Brilliant work, Danielle Joseph." -Ellen Hopkins, New York Times bestselling author of Identical

"Danielle Joseph takes readers into the glamorous world of Top 40 radio, with a character who is both funny and relatable. Readers will cheer when Tere finds her voice!" -Alex Flinn, author of Breathing Underwater and A Kiss in Time

"A funny, romantic, and truly inspirational Cinderella tale for any teen who's ever been shy, loved music, or dreamed of going to the ball. Wait, that's pretty much everybody." -Gaby Triana, author of The Temptress Four

So here's how you can help:

Please tell anyone that you think might be interested to place an order now before it's too late. Guys, girls, grandmas. grandpas, you're never too old to read humorous teen fiction!

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1416596968

http://www.indiebound.org/book/9781416596967

I'm also running a contest for those that want to have some fun! There will be four winners, each receiving a $25 gift certificate to iTunes or the bookstore of their choice.

So how can you win?
1. Post a review of Shrinking Violet on Amazon.com or B & N.com 2 points
2 Blog, Tweet or Facebook about the Save Shrinking Violet Campaign 1 point for each mention
3. Take a picture of yourself wearing a sweater and mimicking the book's cover (you must have the book in the photo too). 2 points

Contest begins at 11pm on Thursday, September 24, 2009 and ends at 11pm on Thursday, October 15, 2009.
After you enter, you can either email me at danielle@daniellejoseph.com or leave me a comment on my blog at
http://daniellejoseph.livejournal.
com/ under the entry, Save Shrinking Violet!

Good luck everyone! If you order "Shrinking Violet", let me, Stacey Jay, know about it here on the blog or via email to stacey.jay.ya at gmail.com , and I'll put your name in the hat to win the ARC of "Undead Much" that I'm giving away at the end of this week. (You can also enter to win by making me some You Are So Undead To Me inspired art. Learn more about that Here:
http://staceyjayya.blogspot.com/2009/09/fan-art-fam-art-and-how-to-win-undead.html )

Happy Monday,

Stacey Jay
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Sep. 25th, 2009

Deadline: Focus Your Fear!!

I found this picture while googling "deadline". It's a movie, but I think the tagline is eerily appropriate: Deadline, focus your fear...



AHHHH!!! I have. I have focused my fear and it is fearful. And focused. And fearfully focused.

The outline for Book Three has been approved and I've been given the green light to start writing. That's the great news! The other news is that the book is due in December. And I haven't written a word of it yet.

AHHHHH!!!! More fear.



Honestly, this wouldn't be a huge deal--I write quickly, especially when I know where I'm headed--but I've also got a few other projects simmering away on the writerly burners, and a first birthday coming up, and fall soccer season, and we're selling our house so I have to keep it frighteningly clean at all times, and there have been some annoying health problems I've had to contend with lately, and...stuff...

So I'm a little nervous. But I know I'll feel better as soon as I finish my research, get my butt in the chair, and actually write the first chapter. The first chapter is always the hardest. Those first few thousand words are very intimidating. They are the first thing the reader will see when they open the book and I want them to be good. Really good. Better than the last book, better than anything I've ever written to that point.

No stress or anything.

Wish me luck, I'm going in.

Stacey Jay

p.s. Back with more news about mystery project in a few weeks. I'm not sure when I'm allowed to share the specifics!

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